... there was a typical American girl who happened to bump into a typical, red-blooded American boy ...
... and she bumped into him ...
... and bumped into him ...
... and bumped into him ...
So they decided they'd better sit down and talk this over before they had an accident.
They became good friends.
They found they had lots of interests in common.
And when the boy found the girl attractive, desirable, irresistible, he did what any red-blooded American boy would do. He asked her to marry him.
They had a typical wedding ... went on a typical honeymoon ... in a typical bridal suite.
EXCEPT ...
...it just so happens this girl is a witch.
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