Vampire vs. Beefcake

Though "Ghastly" Graham Ingels remains my very favorite of all the EC Comics artists, Johnny Craig, well known for his cover art and lead stories for EC's The Vault of Horror, often supplied his readers with frequent slices of beefcake.  Witness the cover for the final issue of Vault, where a tuxedo-clad vampire tries to take out a shirtless hottie, chest heaving as he aims his phallic symbol - derp -- that is, wooden stake at the vampire's heart.

Maybe he'll miss.